—Have you seen reality lately? #marrymeColbert
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Thought of the day
“If God wanted us to get high, he’d have created plants that became psychoactive when eaten or smoked.” — Stephen Colbert [via @laconics]
—Have you seen reality lately? #marrymeColbert
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Special 1-hour long Colbert Report with Radiohead, complete with tall sweaty strangers to block your view of the show!
OMFG! I’m totally losing my %$#&, thank Dr Pepper for those hipster paramedics.
Watch the whole thing here.
Colbert Report - John Waters [June, 28]
—Be glad your kid is rebelling, ‘cause think of the people who were stars in high school. Look at what they do now. I looked in the yearbook now and they say interests: ‘Doing things around the house.’ That’s so depressing. Hope that your kid is a bad influence on others […] wouldn’t you rather your kid be a drug dealer than a drug addict?
Ha! He’s great. Remember his Simpsons episode, “Homer’s Phobia”?
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“Figgy Moonpower” from the Colbert Report
“If God wanted us to get high, he’d have created plants that became psychoactive when eaten or smoked.” — Stephen Colbert [via @laconics]
Elvis Costello & Stephen Colbert - “Cheap Reward” [+ interview]
Elvis: “I’ve been trying to undermine capitalism from within.”
I love a man in a purple fedora…
